Free Beer is what we all live for. Beer by itself causes great happiness, but when it is FREE, truly sublime. Sally's at the U (there is only one U) offers no strings attached FREE BEER every Monday night during the Football season. God Speed To Free Beer

Saturday, December 24, 2005

auld lang FREE BEER

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang FREE BEER!

Chorus.-For auld lang FREE BEER, my dear,
For auld lang FREE BEER.
We'll take a cup o' Beer yet,
For auld lang FREE BEER.

Last week
The worry was thick among the Free Beer faithful, who would be Diana's replacement? Who? To our surprise and delight, it was Megan, oh the greatness was in full force. The bartender is ever so important to Free Beer. A good week, except on of Kim Jong Il's little friends was way to drunk and behaving badly. Only 3 BBY'ers, which is disappointing and the NoDak crew was basically a no show, but Free Beer went on and it's greatness was never put to the test.

LAST FREE BEER OF THE YEAR MONDAY
, we expect a very small crowd due to the holiday. Maybe just Josh, Crytal (an alum from boston), and me??

Free Beer Recap
Free Beer was in its full glory all year, it is a great event that brings many people together. It is true enjoyment for those who attend. The year started off with an amazing bang that I had hoped would continue throughout the year, but sadly as the weeks went on, the excitement for some dwindled, this I do not understand. People must want to get home and watch Home & Garden or some crap that is not as cool or fun as Free Beer. It was a year where we saw some sad departures. Missy is no longer, Diana has moved on. The mainstays of Josh and myself remain. We have not missed a free beer in 3 years. 48 weeks. Some would say sad, I say congrats to us for not falling pray to the couch and deciding to get out and enjoy ourselves.
Last we need to thank Sally's. They do a great job. It is a great experience. From the doorman who always open the door for everyone (at a college bar) to the cooks who get the underrated food out amazingly quick, the owners who have kept Free Beer a tradition for many many years and of course the GREAT bartenders who without their hard work, Free Beer would not be the great fun time it has turned into.

Lets hope that we can do this again next year, and for some, lets try and keep some sort of ritual with the Free Beer crowd going during the off-season.

God Speed To Free Beer

Monday, December 19, 2005

O Come All Ye Free Beer

O Come All Ye Free Beer
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Sally’s.
Come and behold FREE BEER
Born the King of Drinking;
O come, let us adore FREE BEER,
O come, let us adore FREE BEER,
O come, let us adore FREE BEER,
Free Beer my Lord.

O Sing, choirs of angels,
Sing in exultation,
Sing all that hear in heaven Free Beer’s holy word.
Give to our Beer glory in the Highest;
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
Free Beer my Lord..

All Hail! Free Beer, we greet Thee,
Born this happy Evening,
O Free Beer! for evermore be Thy name adored.
Word of the Free Beer, now in flesh appearing;
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
O come, let us adore Free Beer,
Free Beer my Lord..

Photo's Below

We are in the home stretch. The FINAL two weeks of Free Beer are upon us (no mnf last week of nfl season). O Come all to FREE BEER. Tonight should be a great crowd. Some of the NoDak’ers are planning on attending. The hated packers are playing. What exactly are they packing? In the offseason do they drink more paint thinner or less? What is the customary month to marry a cousin? June like most common folk? I assume October before a Packer game dressed as a block of DUMB.

Anyway. My arrival will be around 6:30.

God Speed to Free Beer

3-2-1 Free Beer


My arm is the one on the far right

The Greatest Photo Ever

Close Up Former Intern

Tear

I Remember Diana

Woke up to the sound of pouring BEER
The wind would whisper and I'd think FREE BEER
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I'd stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember Diana
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - I remember Diana

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember Diana
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I'd wanna hear you say - I remember Diana

This FREE BEER is written with mixed emotions. One of the pillars of FREE BEER and the most important person (other then the actual beer) has moved on and found a new career. Yes, this is Diana’s last pouring of the FREE BEER. We wish her the best, and hope she will pass down the secrets of Free Beer to her underlings. If you go back to the old Free Beer emails from FY05, you can see the building of the relationship. Toomie had been the bartender for a long time and Diana came in as a Free Beer rookie and reinvented the position. She was the Michael Jordan, the Muhammad Ali of Free Beer. She will never be duplicated.

It is a Free Beer T-Shirt night.


God Speed To Free Beer

Monday, December 05, 2005

"Hello" (FREE BEER)

I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've Drank your Beer
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello! FREE BEER!
Is it FREE BEER you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted
And my arms are open wide
Because you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much
I love you FREE BEER

I long to see the 1st Qtr of MNF
And tell you time and time again
How much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello! FREE BEER!
I've just got to let you know
Because I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you FREE BEER

Hello! FREE BEER!
Is it me you're looking for?
Becuase I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
Or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying I love you FREE BEER

Week 12 Update
The evening worked out very well, parking was not ideal, but Gopher Bball nights may turn out to be GREAT FREE BEER nights, the crowds abandon Sally’s at 7 and we OWN the bar. We still had a good turnout even after me telling people they should maybe not go.
The Greatness of FREE BEER is starting to wind down, there are many of you we have not seen in a while or AT ALL THIS YEAR. FREE BEER is a gift, we need to embrace it. Tonight is a great night for FREE BEER.

PS
If Seattle beats Philly, I will have over taken first palce in my pick winners league with ALL 16 GAMES CORRECT THIS WEEK