Free Beer is what we all live for. Beer by itself causes great happiness, but when it is FREE, truly sublime. Sally's at the U (there is only one U) offers no strings attached FREE BEER every Monday night during the Football season. God Speed To Free Beer

Monday, November 26, 2007

Free Free BEER



Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-Yessa Ha-ha
Ee-yes BEER

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling FREE FREE BEER
SALLY’S people -- All around me Feeling FREE FREE BEER
What to do - On a MONDAY like this
SALLY’S sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling FREE FREE BEER - oh Lord

(me la la la lum bum bum)

Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-yes girls

People in the party - FREE FREE BEER
People in the party - FREE FREE BEER
They come to SALLY’S know what they got
They come to the SALLY’S know what they got
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
(Real FREE BEER) -- (Real FREE BEER) -- (Real FREE BEER) -- (Real hot)
Ha-ha-ha - Oh Lord

How you feeling? (FREE FREE BEER)
How you feeling? (FREE FREE BEER)
How you feeling? (FREE FREE BEER)
How you feeling? (FREE FREE BEER)

Another great week of Free Beer has come and gone, not many left, come one come all.
Arrival around 6:30

God Speed to Free Beer

Monday, November 19, 2007

Bust a FREE BEER



This here's a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to SALLY’S
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone cold munchin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a FREE BEER

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say "neato"... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin
She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back
And now you're feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a FREE BEER

Not much to change in this song, but still AWESOME. Dog of a game tonight, but that is great for Free Beer. It is not about the game, but the Free Beer. Not many weeks left.

Arrival around 6:30

God Speed to Free Beer

Monday, November 05, 2007

Funky Cold FREE BEER



Cold coolin at Sally’s, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with M-A-T-T?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold FREE BEER

Funky Cold FREE BEER

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Ursula
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Ursula was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold FREE BEER

Break it down

Back at Sally’s, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for FREE BEER and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold FREE BEER

Ya know what I'm sayin
That FREE BEER’s a monster, y'all

Funky Cold FREE BEER
Funky Cold FREE BEER

Great crowd last week and an exciting game, that darn Packer team finds a way to win. It was nice to have Sally’s rocking again, the place was pretty full with the hated Packer Faithful. This weeks game is not as exciting, but the FREE BEER will be flowing. We did have our first moment where we missed Megan pretty bad, the new guy (who we do like) poured Leini’s original. Now the beer is free and we do not complain, but when a person is expecting Miller LIte and it is that garbage. Well, lots of bitter beer faces, still happy to have Free Beer bitter faces.

Arrival around 6:30

God Speed to Free Beer