Hate the Packers, Love FREE BEER

YOU MIGHT BE A PACKER FAN IF...

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.

Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this! "

You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, ”Gentlemen, Start your engines."

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Y'all can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.

You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."

Packers favorite quote "I... uh... I was just helping the sheep over the fence...honest!"

Your mother uses her Cheesehead as a spit-cup also

Every black person you see, you ask for an autograph

Week 3 Update
Last week Free Beer was brought back to its glory after only 7 attendees the week before, we had 25 this week. As some of you can tell, tonight is a Packer game, if I could type slower for Packer fans I would, this also means the bar may get a little busier then most weeks so plan accordingly.

Also, one of the Free Beers regulars (Chris) had his company profiled in the Strib a few days ago, so go out and eat some Honeycrisp apples, they are tasty.

http://www.startribune.com/438/story/704721.html

Tonight arrival should be around 6:45. KICKOFF IS 7:30

GOD SPEED TO FREE BEER