Funky Cold FREE BEER

Cold coolin at Sally’s, and I'm lookin for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo, what's up with M-A-T-T?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky Cold FREE BEER

Funky Cold FREE BEER

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Ursula
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Ursula was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold FREE BEER

Break it down

Back at Sally’s, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for FREE BEER and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold FREE BEER

Ya know what I'm sayin
That FREE BEER’s a monster, y'all

Funky Cold FREE BEER
Funky Cold FREE BEER

Great crowd last week and an exciting game, that darn Packer team finds a way to win. It was nice to have Sally’s rocking again, the place was pretty full with the hated Packer Faithful. This weeks game is not as exciting, but the FREE BEER will be flowing. We did have our first moment where we missed Megan pretty bad, the new guy (who we do like) poured Leini’s original. Now the beer is free and we do not complain, but when a person is expecting Miller LIte and it is that garbage. Well, lots of bitter beer faces, still happy to have Free Beer bitter faces.

Arrival around 6:30

God Speed to Free Beer